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THE SEX TRADE

the truths and secrets of sex in sin city

MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU SHOULD KNOW: PROSTITUTION IS NOT LEGAL IN THE LAS VEGAS VALLEY.

PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL 60 MINUTES AWAY

Illegal in Clark County? Yep. Totally LEGAL in Nye County? Yep. That's right, about an hour's drive from the Strip you can pay for any kind of fuckery you want...pick the girl, pick the position, pick the...you know what we mean. In Pahrump, it's all good baby. No worrying about cops or jail. You've got two options, and we've included links to their web sites here. Enjoy the drive, have some fun. 

The Chicken ranch
sheri's ranch
STRIP CLUBS

Some folks get away with some crazy shit at strip clubs here in Vegas. Others give off hella "cop vibes" and dont have a very good time. And who knows, maybe all you need is a lap dance and some soft touches. Just know that "meeting up" with a girl when she gets off doesn't always end well. Sometimes it ends with them getting more out of you than you ever agreed to. Robbery happens, blackmail happens. 

"GIRLS TO YOU" - ESCORTS & OUTCALL BODY RUBS

There are a whole lot of web sites out there with a whole lot of ladies that will come to your room, meet you at a bar, or meet you at a bar then come to your room. They're sensitive to language and how the conversation goes down about money. Just don't act like a cop, and don't be a dumbass with direct propositions. Learn the language and be cool hotshot.

MASSAGE PARLORS

There's a lot of massage parlors in close proximity to the Strip that have doorbells and crazy neon signage, and more often than not, a lot of crazy shit goes down in those spaces. Every so often the cops will raid one of them and take a girl or two away in cuffs, but then life just goes on. Very similar guidelines to the rules above; if you look like a cop, you're probably just getting a shitty massage. But handjobs, blowjobs, sex - these things happen. Like we said, there's plenty of web sites out there.

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